Give Em The Finger
A few weeks ago something so terrible, so...unbelievably...terrible happened to my beloved Ifone: It fell. Specifically, it fell out of my ridiculous brace and onto pavement. Upon inspection, I realized that my foolhardy meneuver had cost me a refurb iPhone. Had I had the brainz to have purchased one of these, everything would be unliterraly "smashing" at the moment. Man, I love how the popularity of the iPhone continues to allow shitty ideas to prosper.