For anyone who takes the time to follow this blog (and you should) and/or my Twitter feed, you know that I have been "up-in-arms" over this:
Regardless of how this... paint-splooge, or whatever the noun is for posting on Coderwall makes you feel, here is a response for people who can't read:
All of this for free? And not in Bash? WTF? I must be drunk because Seashell 7.5.11 gives me this for free.